you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
(via ennui-the-viii)
“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick before running into the sunset in search of some hella fine ladies.
(via anythiingbutmine)
the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
(via tardisbluecrayon)
